What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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