- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

This sentance contains three errers

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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