An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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