- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

yolo your orange looks orange

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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