What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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