- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

ecks! why zee?

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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