a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Stealth baseballs record

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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