Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Women's Rights Movement

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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