- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

What is cowboy say

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

women's rights

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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