- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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