- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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