What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Military intelligence.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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A fish walks into a bar

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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No.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Anti Joke

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