If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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i had sex.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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