- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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