- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

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