- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

whats brown and sticky a stick

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