- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

how much fish could a chicken

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

why am I writing this...im bored

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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