- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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