Grace Ackerson

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

whos on the right track? lady gaga

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What do you call an blank test? an F

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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