- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tim has no humor

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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