- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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