A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Double-whammy

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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