What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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