Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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HOLY COW!

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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