- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Poop

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Where's the soap?

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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