- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

VITAMIN C!

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Your big dick.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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