- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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