- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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