- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Katy Perry

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

ure mama's so fat

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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