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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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