nolan is gay

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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