- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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