Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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read this sentence again.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Your mother just died.

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Anti Joke

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