- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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