- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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