A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

Women's Rights Movement

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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