So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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