Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

hey guys im gay

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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