Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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