A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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