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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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