- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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