- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

nolan is gay

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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