Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

ecks! why zee?

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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