- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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