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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

A dancer walks into a barre

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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