- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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