A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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