Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Women's Rights Movement

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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