- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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