Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Women's rights.

A gay man watches football.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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