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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

can you pass the soap?

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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