Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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