guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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cory

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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