What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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no rasist joks

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Women's rights

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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one morning i turned on my tv

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Boob

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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hi jonny

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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