- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

why did the blue berry cross the road

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."