Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

hextech crafting too opieop

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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