- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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