roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Your adopted

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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