A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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