- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

smell the vitamin C

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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