- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Diarrhea

XD Jackass.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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