Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Justin beiber..

derp

JUST KIDDING^

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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