- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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