- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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