Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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