- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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