How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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